HELSINKI – 04/05/12 – Ronald McDonald, beloved corporate shill and deep fried pitch man, was kidnapped by the Food Liberation Army while performing his marketing duties at a local McDonalds. When the terrorists demands were not met, they executed the pitchman, sending this photo of their dastardly deed.
Breaking News – Ronald McDonald Executed
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Peter Mehit is co-founder and Managing Partner of Custom Business Planning and Solutions, a business consulting firm that provides problem solving, planning and process help. He has worked from private equity to the Fortune 100 at all stages. He can be reached at pmehit@wbpllc.com or at 800-741-8444. View all posts by CBPS
